Is the Toilet seat always up? Football taking up the tv when desperate housewives is on? Has Cougartown givin you unrealistic boost of confidence. Call 1800 law-yers when your "Life" is too stressful. FAP will get you that Free -Alimony- Paycheck.

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  Is the Toilet seat always up? Football taking up the tv when desperate housewives is on? Has Cougartown givin you unrealistic boost of confidence. Call 1800 law-yers when your "Life" is too stressful. FAP will get you that Free -Alimony- Paycheck.

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  great advice, but not while im driving

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  The man is behind her - is he the stress to leave behind? Get a divorce?

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  It doesn't work, I tried...

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  Hey Jeannie, since you're a genie of the lamp, why don't you blink me up a sandwich?

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  this books less open then you are

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  Hard to type... sticky keyboard... great advice...

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  can't comment now.... I'm fapping :-D

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  You guys seriously know how hard it is to type on a sticky keyboard with just one hand?

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  …and spurt

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  "but I am Keerock!!!"

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  I've got so much stress so that one lifetime wouldn't be enough...

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  Thats in Lebanon no? PS: LOL at Captcha "Jostsmum was" Josts mum was hereeeee!!!! hahahaha